literally and figuratively

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Literal Trinket #5


Online Date Encounter

2-27-13
40 year old Irish man. I thought I would be meeting someone who would cherish a younger women who was willing to give an older guy a chance. Lately, my biggest pet peeve on a date is when the the other person acts like my job is dumb or insignificant. This man did exactly that. If you claim you are spiritual and you are a massage therapist I think you would take a moment to at least ask questions where you do not understand the job. But no, this old bastard just dismissed it as a silly thing. Why would you want to hang out with rats and mice. Thanks! I mean at least the charming medical salesman took interest in my job. He also told me that he got a divorce because he was a glass half full type person and his wife was a glass half empty person. I can kind of see his wife’s side. This guy probably thought everything he did was wonderful and would work out and everything he thought would be right. I would be a little negative towards someone like this as well. So Mr. Irishman, as sexy as your accent is, I will be passing.